About Perverted Scammers

So I rarely talk about LARGE things in my life, if you consider getting your first sleazebag call a large thing. It was a long time ago, but I remembered it recently and now instead of disgust, I feel pity and slight curiosity. So I just have to ask, whether there are actual sleazebags out there or there are people who can help me understand all the stupidness they go through just so they can get aroused.

When I think about all the options they go through, I just have to wonder why they thought making a sleazebag call had the higher probability of being successful and safe. I mean, you could've gone to a movie store that is twenty minutes away by car and rented an R-rated porn movie legally for $10 a month. Or, even better, you can go on the FREAKING INTERNET and look up cheap porn clips, for free from girls that are more likely to be consenting to things like this than a stranger on the other side of a phone.

Now, maybe you don't have the money for a movie. But I'm pretty sure all your other sleazebag friends do, and DON'T tell me that they wouldn't want to spend ten dollars for something like this, because I can't see any other kind of friends except those like yourself, so I'm sure they would be ecstatic to go and borrow porn DVD if not for you, for themselves.

Maybe you don't have internet access, well in that case, PICK UP A BOOK. And again, USE A FRIEND FROM THE ABOVE.

I just can't understand just how unintelligent you are that you thought, whether drunk or sober, you thought that compared to all of the above, hacking into the computer system, stealing someone's personal details, committing fraud, attempting sexual harassment to some random stranger and RISKING JAIL was much more successful! I can't! In no way shape, form or angle I look at this it doesn't make sense! WHY? WHY?! There are better ways of getting aroused! Imagine, watch a movie, read a doujin if you are an anime lover, buy toys to help you, just keep it legal and to yourself! GEEZ!