I see this ad while in a skype call.
"Wanna be happy? Live in these countries"
... Anyone see anything offensive about that?
"Are you not happy in the current country you're living in? Then live in these ones which suck less than the mass of land you are in right now."
Tuesday, 19 May 2015
The unspoken rule about having meals....
I cannot have the same meal twice in a row in one day...
It's less delicious the second time round.
Anyone else out there in my non-existent audience the same?
Captain Murderer
I finally found the title of an old fairy tale that is my favourite, and doesn't seem that well known. It is a story of matrimonial treachery and revenge~~ I'll share it here for those that don't want to look it up.
There is a man named Captain Murderer whom is always marrying women. Skipping the methods in which he courts them, which include making love and proposing in different carriages or something like that, after the wedding ceremony and honeymoon, he takes her back to his house and says that it is tradition for his wives to make a pie crust to bake a pie for him. If the wife didn't know how, she was taught.
The wife watches Captain bring out ingredients for the pie crust in copious amounts, yet she sees no filling for the pie. She asks the Captain what kind of pie they were making. The Captain laughed a might laugh and replied, "A meat pie!" However, the new wife looked around and couldn't find any meat. Asking where the meat was, the Captain humorously replied "Look in the glass." The wife looks at the looking glass across from her but sees no meat.
She rolls out the pie crust and lines the giant pie dish when she hears her husband speak. "I see meat in the glass!" And the wife looks up just in time to see the Captain pull out his sword and take off her head. Then he sliced her up, peppered and salted her and put her in the pie, and send it off to the bakers to be baked, and ate it and picked the bones clean.
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The Captain is looking for a new wife and begins to decide between two sisters, a fair one and a dark one, Both of equal beauty. In the end, the Captain chose the fair skinned sister, for she loved him and the dark one hated him.
But the dark sister was suspicious and crept to his house after the honeymoon; and she watches him take off her sisters head and cut her up, peppering and salting her and picking her bones clean. So she devises a way to get revenge for her sister. She goes to his house the next day and says "Please marry me, for I am actually in love with you, and was jealous of my sister." The captain agreed and a wedding was quickly arranged.
After the honeymoon, the Captain gets her to make a pie crust for him, just like his other wives. But before he takes off her head, the dark sister had ingested a poison, brewed from toad's eyes and spider's knees. The Captain hadn't even managed to pick her bones clean when he turned blue and started swelling. And he swelled bigger and bigger, screaming until he finally exploded.
And that was the end of Captain Murderer.
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And that is Captain Murderer, basically, by Charles Dickens. I recommend you go look it up yourself for a more detailed version ^^ Hope you enjoyed story time.
There is a man named Captain Murderer whom is always marrying women. Skipping the methods in which he courts them, which include making love and proposing in different carriages or something like that, after the wedding ceremony and honeymoon, he takes her back to his house and says that it is tradition for his wives to make a pie crust to bake a pie for him. If the wife didn't know how, she was taught.
The wife watches Captain bring out ingredients for the pie crust in copious amounts, yet she sees no filling for the pie. She asks the Captain what kind of pie they were making. The Captain laughed a might laugh and replied, "A meat pie!" However, the new wife looked around and couldn't find any meat. Asking where the meat was, the Captain humorously replied "Look in the glass." The wife looks at the looking glass across from her but sees no meat.
She rolls out the pie crust and lines the giant pie dish when she hears her husband speak. "I see meat in the glass!" And the wife looks up just in time to see the Captain pull out his sword and take off her head. Then he sliced her up, peppered and salted her and put her in the pie, and send it off to the bakers to be baked, and ate it and picked the bones clean.
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The Captain is looking for a new wife and begins to decide between two sisters, a fair one and a dark one, Both of equal beauty. In the end, the Captain chose the fair skinned sister, for she loved him and the dark one hated him.
But the dark sister was suspicious and crept to his house after the honeymoon; and she watches him take off her sisters head and cut her up, peppering and salting her and picking her bones clean. So she devises a way to get revenge for her sister. She goes to his house the next day and says "Please marry me, for I am actually in love with you, and was jealous of my sister." The captain agreed and a wedding was quickly arranged.
After the honeymoon, the Captain gets her to make a pie crust for him, just like his other wives. But before he takes off her head, the dark sister had ingested a poison, brewed from toad's eyes and spider's knees. The Captain hadn't even managed to pick her bones clean when he turned blue and started swelling. And he swelled bigger and bigger, screaming until he finally exploded.
And that was the end of Captain Murderer.
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And that is Captain Murderer, basically, by Charles Dickens. I recommend you go look it up yourself for a more detailed version ^^ Hope you enjoyed story time.
Tuesday, 12 May 2015
Dunno why but I'll say this anyway
While this is not lost under my rambling posts I'll put this out there for any readers.
This is not an intellectual blog.
This is simple a blog that I made for a school project which I grew attached to and come to write down any thoughts I generally have during the day or in the toilet or shower.
My best thoughts occur during the toilet or shower.
I like a good ramble or a thought splurge and maybe a good conversation is anyone ever comments.
So if you've come hoping for something revolutionary.... probably won't happen. I am not an incredible person.
Bye bye.
This is not an intellectual blog.
This is simple a blog that I made for a school project which I grew attached to and come to write down any thoughts I generally have during the day or in the toilet or shower.
My best thoughts occur during the toilet or shower.
I like a good ramble or a thought splurge and maybe a good conversation is anyone ever comments.
So if you've come hoping for something revolutionary.... probably won't happen. I am not an incredible person.
Bye bye.
It's the internet everyone...
You know the struggle one who grew up with the internet has when dealing with someone who DIDN'T grow up with the internet?
Particularly YouTube.
How do you explain to someone a person simply playing a video game isn't a bad person just because they swear. I'm watching someone play a game, review stuff, just talking about general things, and I can't watch freely because they swear. It's quite the hassle.
And I know it's responsible when said swearer responds with Ï'm not going to change my swearing habits, it's who I am. It's up to your parents to decide what you watch" but PFFFFFT!! Might as well rip the internet out and take away their devices because PFFFFFT!
Just a small ramble. I'm dealing with parents who can't even handle the word "damn". They can't even handle the cuss word being beeped out because it doesn't change the fact it exists and the entire video has been ruined forever.
Have a good day.
Particularly YouTube.
How do you explain to someone a person simply playing a video game isn't a bad person just because they swear. I'm watching someone play a game, review stuff, just talking about general things, and I can't watch freely because they swear. It's quite the hassle.
And I know it's responsible when said swearer responds with Ï'm not going to change my swearing habits, it's who I am. It's up to your parents to decide what you watch" but PFFFFFT!! Might as well rip the internet out and take away their devices because PFFFFFT!
Just a small ramble. I'm dealing with parents who can't even handle the word "damn". They can't even handle the cuss word being beeped out because it doesn't change the fact it exists and the entire video has been ruined forever.
Have a good day.
Monday, 11 May 2015
Noticed something...
There's this one person that 1+ all of my posts.
Whoever you are, be it the same person or different people.
Thank you ^.^
Whoever you are, be it the same person or different people.
Thank you ^.^
HOLY CRAP! TWEWY!!
I know this is late but...
THEY TOOK IT DOWN!!
FRUK!!
NO REFUNDS OR ANYTHING!! WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO WHEN IT COMES BACK?! BUY IT AGAIN?!
THEY TOOK IT DOWN!!
FRUK!!
NO REFUNDS OR ANYTHING!! WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO WHEN IT COMES BACK?! BUY IT AGAIN?!
Got another confession since a long time ago
I play the Kim Kardashian game.
...
I just love time management games ok? Micromanaging is fun.
I'm married to a lovely D-list writer wife, am currently an A-lister rank 131 and have three houses and two pets and am 40 forty stars away from a private jet. No cash given.
I feel so accomplished.... I know. Sad.
Seriously though, how does Willow gain 10 million fans each day with each tweet and they should change the doberman's ears int eh Miami house. They are actually not pointy naturally. They are only like that de to ear cutting, which is banned in most countries. Sent that in a review but we all know they won't read that.
Anyone out there in the invisible audience that knows a good micromanagemnt game but Harvest Moon or something, let me know. I've also played most the Rune Factories. Clocked Rune Factory 2 >83 felt so good.
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I just love time management games ok? Micromanaging is fun.
I'm married to a lovely D-list writer wife, am currently an A-lister rank 131 and have three houses and two pets and am 40 forty stars away from a private jet. No cash given.
I feel so accomplished.... I know. Sad.
Seriously though, how does Willow gain 10 million fans each day with each tweet and they should change the doberman's ears int eh Miami house. They are actually not pointy naturally. They are only like that de to ear cutting, which is banned in most countries. Sent that in a review but we all know they won't read that.
Anyone out there in the invisible audience that knows a good micromanagemnt game but Harvest Moon or something, let me know. I've also played most the Rune Factories. Clocked Rune Factory 2 >83 felt so good.
Unfriended man...
Watched it.
Loved it.
...
Skype's inaccuracies irked me abit.
I don't think you can "interrupt" someone's call the way the movie showed. The one being called needs to click the green button right?
Also, the end with the camera when Laura hung up. You shouldn't have been able to keep seeing Blaire's face.
Myeh...
Loved it.
...
Skype's inaccuracies irked me abit.
I don't think you can "interrupt" someone's call the way the movie showed. The one being called needs to click the green button right?
Also, the end with the camera when Laura hung up. You shouldn't have been able to keep seeing Blaire's face.
Myeh...
An introvert's struggle
I don't go out unless I have to. Probably 70 percent of my life is in my room. But when I do want to go out, could everyone stop telling me about the stuff that could happen outside? The reason I am an introvert in the first place is because I am aware that the world consists of murderers, rapists, con artists and just plain bad people mixing in and disguising themselves as normal every day good people. Don't complain about how I don't go out and then make it difficult for me when I try.
>8C
>8C
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