Monday, 30 September 2013

Stupid Human Body

Our bodies are actually very spoilt children that will throw a tantrum at the slightest thing that doesn't go its way.

Oh, you're eating lunch half an hour later than usual. LET ME GIVE YOU CRAMPS!

Oh, you decided not to take a shower today because you're tired and you want to save water? LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU TREADED THROUGH THE FRUKKIN SEWER!

Oh, you decided that because you're late for something you're going to put cream on later? LET ME MAKE YOUR SKIN THE FRUKKING SAHARA DESSERT!

Oh, you're a girl? PERIOD!

My body is just never happy! DX Make it stop!

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